Beauty vs. The Beast – Fantasy Football Tournament

Apparently we're the Bear in this Scenario.
Jake the Intern over at The Smoking Jacket recently asked us for a bit of help with his Fantasy Football team. Apparently he has been involved in a weekly tournament with two playmates, where he has to pick a roster each week, and the ladies have soundly stomped him repeatedly. So he asked us first to submit a little bit of smack talk, to which our competitors, Deanna Brooks and Pilar Lastra would respond :




